I think I know my real name and I don't like it. . .

Last week Anthony reminded me of an email he had received from his mom last year that gives you the steps to find your new name. I guess since there aren't any Rosolowski's living in the US then I might be forced to go with:

Buttercup Bubblehiney

Check out your new name and let us know if you like it better. If you are not a blogger member you can comment anonymously and sign your "current" name at the end.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus

q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper

y= dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie

j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard

s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name

a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips

j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r = buns

s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice

Disclaimer: The list came from a Captain Underpants book which neither of us have ever read!