Tonight before bed: "I need chocolate milk."
While I was making muffins he grabbed the lemon off of the counter and said, "I make lemonade. I need a knife to cut it." He then proceeded to go through the silverware drawer looking for one.
One day while we were at church playing in the gym: "I can't run anymore. I have candy."
Setting: We were playing outside and he found a stick.
G: Pew pew (gun shooting sounds). I get them.
M: You get what?
G: The monsters.
M: Where are they?
G: Right over there!
M: How many monsters?
M: How big are they?
G: Very big.
M: What color are they?
G: Green. Pew pew. I got them!